Mommy's Most Wanted

Ok, to start catching up, I'm gonna start with the Pets. That's right. I capitalized it. They are that important.

I'll be serious now.  Let's start with Junior, shall we?

Name: Larry James Stringer Jr. We already have a grandfather named Larry James Stringer, so he's just Junior.

Nicknames: Puppy, Noonie, Nunior, Hoonie, You Crazy Little Dog, Hey Get Back Here You Silly Goose, etc.

Traits: Super fast, super sweet, super silly, loves Mommy.

Next up: Tippy!

Name: Tippy JoAnn Stringer. No explanation needed.

Nicknames: Tipster, Tipster Maroo, Sweet Little Kitten, Cat, Tip Tip Banana Bell, Tippers, etc.
Traits: Kinda fat, loves it when you turn on the sink just a bit, does this sorta chirpy purring, loves Mommy.

And finally, Rocky!!!

Name: Rochester James Stringer.

Nicknames: Rocky, RoKitty, One Floof, Schnocky, etc.
Traits: Fluffy, loves catnip, DOES NOT like to be picked up by children, loves Mommy.

BOY GOES CRAZY

By Rocky Stringer

   Last night, a male human by the name of Peter Stringer was seen at the household movie watching of The Crimes Of Grindlewald, and at the end, he unexpectedly lost his pants! The boy's mother was astonished, and the sister was on the floor, laughing. I interviewed Junior to see his point of view on this horrific scandal. He answered, "Woof". For all those who can't read dog,I will translate. In human, he said, "Why should I care? Food me."