HEY! WHY IS CHARLOTTE TAKING A BATH WITHOUT ME?!?!? (Because when I put you in the bath earlier and saw the copious amounts of dirt coming out of your hair and off your grubby little feet, I knew she was going to need her own bath afterward with all new water.)
I WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER MY OFFICIAL PROTEST AT THIS INJUSTICE. (You're preaching to the choir, buddy. Trust me -- I never wanted to run two different baths and miss out on the dual bath antics that amuse me each night.)
I AM NOT AMUSED. (Wah wah wah -- just shove over a little so I can wash your sister's hair.)
I'M JUST GONNA CLIMB IN AND JOIN HER. THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT MOM? (Oh no you don't, you little twerp. Let me see if I can get you interested in a different activity since Daddy is out of town tonight and not available for Petey-wrangling.)
HEY THERE, GOOD LOOKIN'! (Whew. My little narcissus and his obsession with peek-a-boo saved us from an epic tantrum.)





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