Ode to Charlie Jo

While visiting last week, Charlie's Grandpa Spike was inspired to rewrite the lyrics to the old Ronnie & the Daytonas song "Little GTO". The result is as follows...

"Little Charlie Jo"

My little Charlie Jo,
You're really lookin' fine.
Three diapers and a wet wipe,
she'll be ready on time.
Listen to her winding up now,
listen to her whine-yine-yine.
C'mon & turn it on, fill her pants, blow it OUT,
Charlie Joooooo.

Wah wahhhh - wah wah wah wah wah whahhhhh... (& so on)

You oughta see her on the big bed,
jumpin' up and down.
This certified clown-clown,
has got plenty of sound.
She's a gasser and a wail job,
she really drives me 'round (the bend).
C'mon and, wind her up, throw a fit, blow it up,
Charlie Jooooooo.

Wah wahhhh - wah wah wah wah wah whahhhhh... (& so on)

--- instrumental break (while we change a diaper)

Gonna spend all my money,
on my Charlie Jo.
Lots of clothes and a cool car,
and she'll be ready to go.
Gonna pay for her college,
until I'm old - yeah yeah.
But she's the cutest girl around.
Gonna wipe away all my frowns.
When she turns it on, gives a smile, then a laugh,
Charlie Joooooo.

Wah wahhhh - wah wah wah wah wah whahhhhh... (& so on)