I found out something rather disturbing last night. You see, years and years ago, Corey nicknamed me "Bandit". This was long before we were married. I thought it was cute. I was in his cell phone address book as "Bandit". He really hasn't called me "Bandit" in a long time, but the memory still lingers.
So then, last night, Corey was telling me this story about his girlfriend from high school and part of college (they dated a long time, and apparently she was a very lovely person). He went into this unnecessarily long description of how his girlfriend used to tell her decrepit old dog to go find her cat and hilarity would ensue. Turns out, the elderly dog was named -- yes, you guessed it -- BANDIT.
Um, Corey? You can call me nearly any term of endearment you want, but please please please don't name me after an ex-girlfriend's DOG. The fabulous thing is, he didn't see anything wrong with it.
Okay, I'm done now. Corey, however, will be making it up to me for quite a while.
4 comments:
COREY!!!!! You goofball.
I did not nickname you Bandit after Bandit the Beagle - you just happen to share a nickname - that is all.
Trust me - you and Bandit the Beagle are VERY DIFFERENT.
Tell it to the judge.
COREY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doooooooode. Do you need to re-read the book 'How to Be a Good Boyfriend/Husband' -- specifically the chapter entitled 'Do Not Give Your Current Girlfriend/Wife A Nick Name That Is AT All Associated with an Ex'? ;)
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